2008 Best and Worst 10 of Life
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The Life Draft's Person Of The Year? Kanye to the, muthafuckin' West.
Top 10:
199 -- Kanye West +10
He couldn't quite crack the 200 point mark, but it was definitely his year, with the tour, Graduation hoopla, and his blog. And then what sealed the deal was his surprise album at the end of the year.
158 -- Kevin Garnett +9
ANYTHING IS POSSSSIBLE!!!!!!!! The Ceatles. Awesome. One of the more entertaining Playoff runs in recent memory.
155 -- Charles Barkley +8
The Chuckster does it in small chunks, staying on his grizzly. But can he get his mind right for '09? The shows haven't been super-entertaining so far, and he has his little DUI situation to deal with. And... are C-Webb and Gary Payton the new Kenny and Chuck?
151 -- Kenny Smith +7
This is on some sidekick ish, but he does his part.
151 -- Lil' Wayne +7
I would have thought Wayne would have been higher, but his presence is strictly music. Somebody should have gotten me concert tickets, and he would have had a lot more points.
117 -- Bill Simmons +5
The columns are good, but it's all about the podcasts. I fiend for his discussions of every last detail of NBA trades and the weekly lines predictions with Cousin Sal.
116 -- Rob Dyrdek +4
Oh Rob and Big... you are so missed.
115 -- Barack Obama +3
Obama for mankind!
108 -- Ernie Johnson +2
The sidekick of the sidekick even benefits!
102 -- Paul Pierce +1
PEEZY! Ridiculously clutch and good in the Playoffs.
The highest scoring player to never be owned last year? Big Baby Davis. His championship celebrations were awesome.
Bottom 10:
-50 -- Billy Packer -- Oh the fury. The angriest I was all of last year involved his just plain stupid comments during Carolina's Final Four loss.
-44 -- G-Dubs -- Kill a known acquaintance... be an idiot... make the world angry... good job, buddy.
-33 -- Dirk Nowitzki -- Can't stand him as a basketball player.
-31 -- The Kobster -- Just imagine how many negative points he would rack up if I was forced to watch him all the time? He did start off the New Year on a positive not, at least, with that block.
-30 -- Reggie Miller -- Honestly... how does that horribly grating voice he has earn him a major announcing job?
-26 -- Matthew Fox -- SHUT. UP. JACK.
-16 -- Elizabeth Mitchell -- A show I like so much illicits so much negativity... SHUT. UP. JULIETTE.
-16 -- Elton Brand -- Dook Snake. Part 2.
-15 -- Bret Bielema -- The worst person in the world.
-12 -- Todd Blackledge -- Yet another sports announcer... the bain of my existence, it seems.
Only person owned amongst those schlubs?, G-Dubs, but only briefly.
Other owned negatives? Justin Timberlake (a curious pick, at best) and Stuart Scott (past his prime).
The Life Draft's Person Of The Year? Kanye to the, muthafuckin' West.
Top 10:
199 -- Kanye West +10
He couldn't quite crack the 200 point mark, but it was definitely his year, with the tour, Graduation hoopla, and his blog. And then what sealed the deal was his surprise album at the end of the year.
158 -- Kevin Garnett +9
ANYTHING IS POSSSSIBLE!!!!!!!! The Ceatles. Awesome. One of the more entertaining Playoff runs in recent memory.
155 -- Charles Barkley +8
The Chuckster does it in small chunks, staying on his grizzly. But can he get his mind right for '09? The shows haven't been super-entertaining so far, and he has his little DUI situation to deal with. And... are C-Webb and Gary Payton the new Kenny and Chuck?
151 -- Kenny Smith +7
This is on some sidekick ish, but he does his part.
151 -- Lil' Wayne +7
I would have thought Wayne would have been higher, but his presence is strictly music. Somebody should have gotten me concert tickets, and he would have had a lot more points.
117 -- Bill Simmons +5
The columns are good, but it's all about the podcasts. I fiend for his discussions of every last detail of NBA trades and the weekly lines predictions with Cousin Sal.
116 -- Rob Dyrdek +4
Oh Rob and Big... you are so missed.
115 -- Barack Obama +3
Obama for mankind!
108 -- Ernie Johnson +2
The sidekick of the sidekick even benefits!
102 -- Paul Pierce +1
PEEZY! Ridiculously clutch and good in the Playoffs.
The highest scoring player to never be owned last year? Big Baby Davis. His championship celebrations were awesome.
Bottom 10:
-50 -- Billy Packer -- Oh the fury. The angriest I was all of last year involved his just plain stupid comments during Carolina's Final Four loss.
-44 -- G-Dubs -- Kill a known acquaintance... be an idiot... make the world angry... good job, buddy.
-33 -- Dirk Nowitzki -- Can't stand him as a basketball player.
-31 -- The Kobster -- Just imagine how many negative points he would rack up if I was forced to watch him all the time? He did start off the New Year on a positive not, at least, with that block.
-30 -- Reggie Miller -- Honestly... how does that horribly grating voice he has earn him a major announcing job?
-26 -- Matthew Fox -- SHUT. UP. JACK.
-16 -- Elizabeth Mitchell -- A show I like so much illicits so much negativity... SHUT. UP. JULIETTE.
-16 -- Elton Brand -- Dook Snake. Part 2.
-15 -- Bret Bielema -- The worst person in the world.
-12 -- Todd Blackledge -- Yet another sports announcer... the bain of my existence, it seems.
Only person owned amongst those schlubs?, G-Dubs, but only briefly.
Other owned negatives? Justin Timberlake (a curious pick, at best) and Stuart Scott (past his prime).

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