It's All-Star weekend ya'll.  NBA Christmas!

For a more detailed recap of Friday's events, check L.O.N. or SLAM.  For the life points... stay here.

Celebrity Game Life:

This was mostly a debacle.  ESPN needs an intervention.

Ric Bucher, "commissioner" of the celeb game, -7, for being a terrible person.

Amare Stoudemire, +3 for his "what the hell is this?" reaction to the tarot card reader, reading his future.

Taylor Hicks, -3 for that dance he did during intros.

Seth Gilliam, Wire represent!, +1 for appearing at the celebrity game.

James Lafferty, a baller on TV and real life, apparently, +3 for appearing and playing well.

Common, +4 all-around game, and looking like Jason Kidd out there.

Bill Walton, +5, for his antics.

Chris Tucker, +1 for that 3 in Stephen A.'s eye, but -4 for the rest of those broke-ass J's.

T.O., +1 for instant offense, +5 for dunking on Chris Tucker!, and +1 for winning MVP.

Floyd Mayweather, +1 for being good and +1 for threatening Chris Tucker not to shoot any more 3's!

Deion Sanders, +1 for his appearance.

Rookie Game Life:

Al Horford, +1 for his team introduction.

Kevin Durant balling early -- +3.

LeBron and K.G. looking sharp -- +1 each.

LeBron +1 for enjoying his teammate's (Boobie Gibson's) success so much.

Carmelo -1 for heart-themed V-Day ensemble... a day late, playa.

Charles -10 for not paying attention to Durant and ranting about Horford... then not even picking Durant in top 3... the fury.

"The TNT 3" -- +7 overall, for their rookie game announcing.  The highlight was Chuck asking if D-Wade had a power forward and a center in that emergency kit!

Sean Williams AKA Andre 3000 +7 for the off the board slam!

Chris Paul with the yellow sweater and pulling off hundreds!  +1

Other:

Tony Parker, +6 for winning NBA Live tourney in N.O.

Michael Jordan, +3 for the "look in my eyes" commercial for the new Jordans.

DJ THE FUCK DRAMA.  +3 for the Fabolous mixtape and +3 for the Clipse mixtape.

Fabolous +5 for the aforementioned mixtape.