Give me 2 inches and super-sized work ethic, and that'd be me up there.  He has my game, except way better of course, and he even has my initials.  I love watching him play, and Wednesday night he had a huge game against Golden State:  24 points, 4 assists, 2 boards, 2 steals.  +4.

Jon Stewart = Funny.  +2.

Norm MacDonald, blast from the past, this is pretty funny.  Especially from the middle on... but the beginning sets it up.  +4.

Bill Simmons, +1, for putting that link in his most recent links article.

Barack Obama in a recent BET special interview:  "I've been listening to a lot of Jay-Z lately... the American Gangster album".  +2.

Reminder that Barack smokes... -1.

Another Poker After Dark scoring opportunity:  Daniel Negreanu workin' 'em like a sushi chef (That doesn't even make sense, but I like it).  The way he trapped Hellmuth and Matusow...  too bad Phil sucked out on him.  +3 to Daniel.



I'm way behind on the Boondocks, but damn is it funny in it's second season.  Aaron McGruder and them really said eff it this season and just went totally wild.  It's off the chain.  Scoring recap for "Stinkmeaner Strikes Back" episode:  Ghostface Killah opening commentary and appearing as a ghost talking to Huey!!!! +5.  GranPa (John Witherspoon) saying "myPod" and "iSpace", being naked, and other antics, +2.  Huey (Regina King) going kung fu on Stinkmeaner, +2... Riley (Regina King) knocking him out and being funny, +2.  Uncle Ruckus (Gary Anthony Williams) doing exorcism!!! +3.  Aaron McGruder, +5 for the episode overall.

Thursday night in basketball:  Craig Sager in a red suit in a picture with Santa and a dog?  -2...  Manu bounce pass through Rasheed's legs (+1) which leads to Tim Duncan Eat Your Breakfast moment on Tayshaun!  +3...  Marv Albert after Jacque Vaughn got done up:  "As they say in the schoolyard, Jacque Vaughn had his ankles broken".  +2... C.J. Miles with an Eat Your Breakfast moment on Amare!  +2...  EJ, Kenny and Charles, +3 for general studio antics, Kenny +1 more for great outfit, Charles +1 for extra jokes... Francisco Garcia +2 for winning me a bet!  Sacramento covers.